alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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