well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
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