I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
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