How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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