This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
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Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
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Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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