I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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