Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
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Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
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All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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