it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
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