if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
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I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
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How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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