remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
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Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
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Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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