So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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