I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
Randomize