I don't think brook has ever known best
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
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