We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
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