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(469): View more from Texas

Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them

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(585): View more from New York

we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist

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(810): View more from Michigan

I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday

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(540): View more from Virginia

I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...

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(703): View more from Virginia

There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.

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(303): View more from Colorado

So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"

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(208): View more from Idaho

I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.

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