so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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