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(630): View more from Illinois

My bed smells like naked

(414): View more from Wisconsin

Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes

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(847): View more from Illinois

Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".

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(206): View more from Washington

Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.

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(234): View more from Ohio

if we break up, who will get the dealer?

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(701): View more from North Dakota

does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?

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(240): View more from Maryland

It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.

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(931): View more from Tennessee

That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from

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(214): View more from Texas

I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat

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(646): View more from New York

I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress

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