Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
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my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
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Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.