McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
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I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
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It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
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