I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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