WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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