Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Even my vagina gasped.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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