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My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
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She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
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Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
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