so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
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Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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