dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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