i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
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The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
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You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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