i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
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just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
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I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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