I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
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Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
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It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?