Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
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It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
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The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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