...so i touched it.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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