I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
grandma shit on top of the toilet
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
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I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement 😭😂
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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