I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif