You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
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It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
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Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
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