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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I would do horrible things to your vagina.

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  Prove it.

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• (607): View more from New York

  I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Dude, this chick just tossed my salad hard. All that I could picture was a dog trying to get the last of the peanut butter out of the jar of Jiff and trying not to think of how grotesque my last dump was.

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  Then she tried to kiss me and I wouldn't and she got pissed off and went to sleep. Then about an hour later, her kid called her. She went home and on the way out I told her to wash her mouth before she kissed her kid good night. Weird night..

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.

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  nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level

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• (305): View more from Florida

  We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground

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• (406): View more from Montana

  He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  I stole a fireplace last night.

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?

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