Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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