well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
So squirting runs in the family.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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