At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
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