I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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