i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
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i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
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He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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