Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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