it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
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been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
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I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
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