u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
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my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
This baby is an asshole
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Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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