PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
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Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
Is this like a preordered booty call?
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just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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