Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
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They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
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Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Randomize