please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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