I skipped work to stalk him.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
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im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
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I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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