Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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