her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
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Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
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also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Is her dick bigger than yours?
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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