Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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