Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
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Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
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Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
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