I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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