Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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