Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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