i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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