So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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