I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
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I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
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my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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