And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
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She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
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I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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