hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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