he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
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You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
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MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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